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01
Jobs & Accountability

Real data on unemployment. Real action — not rebrand slogans on ₹10 crore billboards funded by our taxes. India has 42% graduate unemployment among youth under 25 (CMIE 2025). Where are the jobs? Where is the data? Where is the accountability? We demand a White Paper on employment — real numbers, not percentages designed to deceive.

02
Education Reform

Full accountability on NEET paper leaks. Resign, Education Minister. Scrap CBSE rechecking fees immediately. 24 lakh students appeared for NEET 2024 — millions lost trust. Our education system is a factory that charges students for its own failures. Exams should test knowledge, not willingness to pay.

03
Press Freedom

A PM who faces real press. 12 years. Zero unscripted press conferences. Democracy means answering questions you didn't write. India dropped to rank 159 on the World Press Freedom Index. We demand monthly press conferences — not scripted interviews, not Mann Ki Baat monologues.

04
Judicial Dignity

Citizens are not cockroaches. Not parasites. Not insects. Unemployment is a policy failure — not a character flaw. When the Chief Justice of India calls the youth of this nation "cockroaches," it is the judiciary that has failed, not the people. We demand an apology and a code of conduct for judicial remarks.

05
Transparency Now

Where did PM CARES funds go? ₹10,990 crore collected. Zero RTI responses. Zero public audit. Zero accountability. We ask loudly, in writing, repeatedly, with RTIs — until someone answers. Every rupee collected in the name of the people must be accounted for.

"They tried to step on us. We came back."हम वापस आए — हमेशा

We are not here to set up another PM CARES. We're here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went. Every demand is backed by data, not emotion. Every question is backed by RTIs, not tweets. We are cockroaches — we don't die. We multiply.

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Abhijeet DipkeFounder, CJP · Boston University '25

Membership Criteria

Who Can Joinकौन जुड़ सकता है

REQ/01
Unemployed

By force, by choice, or by principle. All three qualify. If you have a job but feel like a cockroach — you're in too.

REQ/02
Lazy (Physically)

Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral at full speed. If your couch has your shape — you qualify.

REQ/03
Chronically Online

Minimum 11 hours per day. Bathroom breaks included. If your screen time report scares you — welcome home.

REQ/04
Professional Ranter

Content must be sharp, honest, and pointed at something that matters. Memes count as civic participation.

NO CASTE CHECK · NO RELIGION CHECK · NO GENDER CHECK · NO INCOME CHECK · ANYONE CAN BE A COCKROACH

Frequently Asked Questions

Got Questions?

What is the Cockroach Janata Party?
The Cockroach Janata Party (CJP) is a satirical online political movement in India founded on 16 May 2026. It uses humour and satire to demand accountability, transparency, and dignity from the Indian government and judiciary.
Is CJP going to contest elections?
There are reports of CJP exploring electoral participation, including potentially contesting the Bankipur Assembly by-election in Bihar. The movement continues to grow beyond satirical boundaries.
Why are the demands so specific?
Because vague demands get vague responses. Every demand includes specific data points, specific asks, and specific accountability targets. We believe in precision — even in satire.
How is CJP different from other movements?
CJP has zero corporate funding, zero political backing, and zero interest in PM CARES-style opacity. Every rupee, every member, every demand is transparent and public.
Can I volunteer for CJP?
Yes! Start by registering as a member. Then share the movement, create content, file RTIs, and spread the word. Every cockroach is a volunteer.

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