Five Demands.
पाँच माँगें। शून्य समझौता।
These are not requests. These are not suggestions. These are the non-negotiable demands of every cockroach in this country. Read them. Share them. Hold the system accountable.
Real data on unemployment. Real action — not rebrand slogans on ₹10 crore billboards funded by our taxes. India has 42% graduate unemployment among youth under 25 (CMIE 2025). Where are the jobs? Where is the data? Where is the accountability? We demand a White Paper on employment — real numbers, not percentages designed to deceive.
Full accountability on NEET paper leaks. Resign, Education Minister. Scrap CBSE rechecking fees immediately. 24 lakh students appeared for NEET 2024 — millions lost trust. Our education system is a factory that charges students for its own failures. Exams should test knowledge, not willingness to pay.
A PM who faces real press. 12 years. Zero unscripted press conferences. Democracy means answering questions you didn't write. India dropped to rank 159 on the World Press Freedom Index. We demand monthly press conferences — not scripted interviews, not Mann Ki Baat monologues.
Citizens are not cockroaches. Not parasites. Not insects. Unemployment is a policy failure — not a character flaw. When the Chief Justice of India calls the youth of this nation "cockroaches," it is the judiciary that has failed, not the people. We demand an apology and a code of conduct for judicial remarks.
Where did PM CARES funds go? ₹10,990 crore collected. Zero RTI responses. Zero public audit. Zero accountability. We ask loudly, in writing, repeatedly, with RTIs — until someone answers. Every rupee collected in the name of the people must be accounted for.
We are not here to set up another PM CARES. We're here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went. Every demand is backed by data, not emotion. Every question is backed by RTIs, not tweets. We are cockroaches — we don't die. We multiply.
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